Here is an exchange of letters that caused a stir on the Internet, between two husbands who eventually divorced. We don’t know if it’s just a joke, or it started from a real case, it’s certain that we laughed because of the husband’s response. Here is what they wrote:
“My dear husband,
I’m writing you this letter to let you know I’m leaving you. I have been a good wife for all these 7 years, but I have not received anything in return. The last two weeks have been torture, but the last straw was to get a call from your boss telling me you resigned.
You came home last week and you didn’t see my new manicure or my new haircut. Nothing! You didn’t notice that your favorite food was on the table and that I had bought a new negligee. You sat at the table for two minutes. you saw a match, then you went to bed. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; don’t even touch me anymore. I don’t know if you really stopped loving me or just pretending. But I’m leaving you.
PS: If you want to find me, know that I went to West Virginia with your brother.
Good luck! Your ex-wife.”
Here is the answer of the husband, who, to admit, makes all the money…:
My dear ex-wife,
Nothing could please me more than your letter. I agree, we have been married for 7 years, but all these years you have been very far from the idea of the perfect wife. I was watching matches to stop hearing your endless whining. Too bad it didn’t work so well. I saw you cut your hair, but the first thing that came to mind was that you looked like a man. So I didn’t say anything. My mother taught me not to say anything if I didn’t have something nice to say. As for my favorite food, you’re probably confusing me with my brother. I haven’t eaten pork in 7 years. I saw your negligence, but it left me cold because the label that said it cost $ 49 hung on it. I hoped it had nothing to do with my brother asking me to lend him $ 50 the day before.
Even after all this, I love you and I thought we could get over it together. That’s why I resigned and bought two plane tickets to Jamaica as soon as I found out I won $ 10 million in the lottery. I thought we could have a fresh start. But when I got home, I found your letter. No, it probably all happens for a reason. I hope you are happy in your new life. My lawyer says that because of your letter, you will not be able to get any money from me.
PS: I don’t know if anyone told you that, but my brother, Carl, was born Carla. I hope that doesn’t make you feel embarrassed.
Your husband!